I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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