she was so not down for the gang bang
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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