please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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