3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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