I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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