Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
