You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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