Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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