We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
