she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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