I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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