Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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