It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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