We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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