just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Drunk is not a location!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
