Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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