Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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