It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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