You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I think I just sharted jello shots
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