Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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