when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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