I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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