Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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