My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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