After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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