I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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