im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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