Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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