it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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