she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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