My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
