Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
