Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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