John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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