Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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