We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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