i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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