stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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