She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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