Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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