That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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