I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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