you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
