would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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