so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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