I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
