pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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