I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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