That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Randomize
