I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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